1 00:00:33,580 --> 00:00:36,121 BURT: My name is Burt Gummer. And I have been called many things. 2 00:00:36,516 --> 00:00:40,196 Gun enthusiast, monster-hunter, doomsday-prepper. 3 00:00:40,196 --> 00:00:41,764 I reject all these labels. 4 00:00:41,764 --> 00:00:44,164 What I am is a survivalist. 5 00:00:44,164 --> 00:00:46,893 I have scoured the dirt and dust of Nevada and Mexico, 6 00:00:46,893 --> 00:00:52,665 putting my life on the line to hunt super-size subterranean man-eating predators called Graboids. 7 00:00:52,665 --> 00:00:56,903 Using a combination of local knowledge, intuition and firepower, 8 00:00:56,903 --> 00:00:58,938 I have managed to control this deadly species, 9 00:00:58,938 --> 00:01:00,949 and keep them confined to the Northern Hemisphere. 10 00:01:01,374 --> 00:01:02,717 Join me. 11 00:01:02,717 --> 00:01:06,687 As I enter into and beneath the Sands of Hell. 12 00:01:08,014 --> 00:01:11,851 1500 hours. Moving through the desert of Perfection, Nevada. 13 00:01:11,851 --> 00:01:13,897 Ground zero for war with the Graboids. 14 00:01:13,897 --> 00:01:17,193 For those of you newcomers, who don't have a clue about Graboids, 15 00:01:17,523 --> 00:01:18,934 let me bring you up to speed. 16 00:01:18,934 --> 00:01:21,928 The Graboid is a vicious subterranean predator, 17 00:01:21,928 --> 00:01:25,202 about 30 feet in length with a semi-rigid internal structure. 18 00:01:25,632 --> 00:01:27,333 It senses its prey seismically, 19 00:01:27,333 --> 00:01:31,237 and employs three powerful, snake-like oral tentacles 20 00:01:31,237 --> 00:01:34,782 to ensnare its prey, and pull it into the Graboid's gullet. 21 00:01:34,782 --> 00:01:36,818 It is not a pleasant venue. 22 00:01:36,818 --> 00:01:38,580 Trust me. I have been there. 23 00:01:38,978 --> 00:01:42,851 If that weren't enough, Graboids give birth to three ugly spawn we call Shriekers. 24 00:01:43,116 --> 00:01:49,122 Short, squat, and blind bipedal bad boys that sense and hunt their prey using infrared sensors. 25 00:01:49,122 --> 00:01:53,293 These, in turn, give rise to the Ass Blaster, a winged, predatory carnivore 26 00:01:53,293 --> 00:01:56,169 which uses a mixture of volatile chemicals in its... 27 00:01:56,562 --> 00:01:58,231 (CLEARS THROAT) ...nether regions 28 00:01:58,231 --> 00:02:01,039 to blast into the air and swoop down upon its victims. 29 00:02:01,401 --> 00:02:04,571 Ass Blasters carry eggs that hatch and become new Graboids, 30 00:02:04,571 --> 00:02:06,739 beginning this hellish cycle anew. 31 00:02:06,739 --> 00:02:11,211 I have survived a great many skirmishes with Graboids, 32 00:02:11,211 --> 00:02:13,757 along with their Shrieker and Ass Blaster kin. 33 00:02:14,247 --> 00:02:17,150 And that makes me uniquely qualified 34 00:02:17,150 --> 00:02:20,823 to teach you how to survive whatever life throws at you. 35 00:02:21,421 --> 00:02:24,561 And remember, life and survival 36 00:02:24,957 --> 00:02:26,402 starts here. 37 00:02:27,894 --> 00:02:29,373 (RATTLING) 38 00:02:32,131 --> 00:02:33,166 Who's hungry? 39 00:02:54,387 --> 00:02:55,955 - BASSON: What're you doing? - (SHUSHING) 40 00:02:55,955 --> 00:02:57,659 Shut your blow hole. 41 00:02:58,591 --> 00:02:59,831 I am tracking. 42 00:03:01,761 --> 00:03:03,104 You feel that? 43 00:03:03,329 --> 00:03:05,698 The only thing you're going to feel is my boot in your bum. 44 00:03:05,698 --> 00:03:07,607 Yeah, good luck, with that gimp leg of yours. 45 00:03:08,067 --> 00:03:09,469 This place is gut boring. 46 00:03:09,469 --> 00:03:13,139 Yeah. And I am tired, and I am starving. 47 00:03:13,139 --> 00:03:16,115 And the only thing we have seen all day is a pack of spotted hyena. 48 00:03:16,115 --> 00:03:18,051 JOHAN: Yeah, it's just the nature of things, boet. 49 00:03:18,051 --> 00:03:21,889 Yeah, well, talking about nature, I am going to drop the kids off at the pool. 50 00:03:23,716 --> 00:03:26,128 Looking northwest, over the Highveld. 51 00:03:26,486 --> 00:03:30,565 All those reports about exotic animals, there's no wildlife here. 52 00:03:30,565 --> 00:03:34,267 Well, speaking of wildlife, I wonder if my wife's going to come back to me. 53 00:03:34,267 --> 00:03:37,664 If she's got brains, definitely not. 54 00:03:37,664 --> 00:03:40,370 BASSON: You're a complete and utter idiot. 55 00:03:40,633 --> 00:03:43,978 I mean, I am hurting here. I am in pain. 56 00:03:44,237 --> 00:03:45,716 And you mock me. 57 00:03:49,342 --> 00:03:51,911 Basson. You hear that? 58 00:03:51,911 --> 00:03:53,922 I didn't hear anything. I am in conference. 59 00:03:53,922 --> 00:03:55,648 It's right here. Here, here, here, here. 60 00:03:55,648 --> 00:03:57,250 (RUMBLING) 61 00:04:05,191 --> 00:04:06,799 - Whoa! - Whoa! 62 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:09,195 (GRUNTING) 63 00:04:09,195 --> 00:04:10,501 (SCREAMS) 64 00:04:14,133 --> 00:04:15,407 Basson? 65 00:04:21,507 --> 00:04:23,316 Dreyer! 66 00:04:25,044 --> 00:04:26,284 That's a long drop. 67 00:04:26,712 --> 00:04:28,282 Didn't you see this gigantic hole? 68 00:04:28,282 --> 00:04:30,688 I think I broke my butt. 69 00:04:30,983 --> 00:04:32,155 I am going to grab a rope. 70 00:04:55,775 --> 00:04:57,584 (FLUTTERING) 71 00:05:33,012 --> 00:05:34,012 Bro! 72 00:05:36,782 --> 00:05:38,625 I am coming, man, relax. 73 00:05:39,018 --> 00:05:40,653 - Basson? - Yeah? 74 00:05:40,653 --> 00:05:41,754 I am going to throw this rope down. 75 00:05:41,754 --> 00:05:43,756 You grab onto it, I am going to pull you up, all right? 76 00:05:43,756 --> 00:05:46,496 Hurry up. There's something down here. 77 00:05:49,161 --> 00:05:50,196 Okay, grab the rope. 78 00:05:50,196 --> 00:05:52,732 Get me out of here, there's something down here. Just get me out of here. 79 00:05:52,732 --> 00:05:55,142 Yeah, probably my ex-wife, Teresa. 80 00:05:55,142 --> 00:05:56,569 Pull! 81 00:05:56,569 --> 00:05:58,342 Yeah, just help me out man, come on. 82 00:06:03,643 --> 00:06:04,917 You need to lose some weight. 83 00:06:09,282 --> 00:06:12,491 Get me out of here. I am pissing myself. 84 00:06:16,856 --> 00:06:18,733 (SCREAMING) 85 00:06:22,028 --> 00:06:23,974 (SHRIEKING) 86 00:06:26,132 --> 00:06:27,967 (BASSON SCREAMING) 87 00:06:27,967 --> 00:06:29,341 Basson! 88 00:06:35,041 --> 00:06:36,076 Basson! 89 00:06:52,892 --> 00:06:55,304 (TINKLING) 90 00:07:17,383 --> 00:07:18,384 Whoo! 91 00:07:22,388 --> 00:07:25,028 107 degrees Fahrenheit. 92 00:07:25,558 --> 00:07:27,231 Hello, Nevada. 93 00:07:27,526 --> 00:07:29,472 Oh, yeah. 94 00:08:23,983 --> 00:08:26,619 BURT: Everything tastes better outdoors. 95 00:08:26,619 --> 00:08:30,156 However, if one wants to enjoy a source of sustenance out here, 96 00:08:30,156 --> 00:08:35,528 one has to seize the culinary initiative when it rears its ugly head. 97 00:08:36,162 --> 00:08:38,506 So, let's review. 98 00:08:38,506 --> 00:08:41,133 It took me 50 minutes to build this improvised clay oven. 99 00:08:41,133 --> 00:08:45,571 Thirty-two minutes to fire up the scrub wood, heat the interior, 100 00:08:45,571 --> 00:08:48,674 feed in that snake and seal the door. 101 00:08:48,674 --> 00:08:54,551 Now we wait as this little baby turns snake into snack. 102 00:09:44,530 --> 00:09:47,267 Whoa! That's hot! 103 00:09:48,033 --> 00:09:48,783 Ah! 104 00:09:49,635 --> 00:09:51,581 And voilá! 105 00:09:53,139 --> 00:09:57,986 One sizzling, succulent piece of pure protein. 106 00:09:57,986 --> 00:09:59,445 (INHALES) Whoo! 107 00:09:59,445 --> 00:10:04,917 And you can bet that Burt's Bullseye Brand Cactus Juice Marinade 108 00:10:04,917 --> 00:10:11,057 will eradicate any trace of that "tastes like chicken" residue. 109 00:10:17,696 --> 00:10:20,540 Who the hell are you? 110 00:10:21,100 --> 00:10:22,807 Yowza! 111 00:10:23,636 --> 00:10:24,876 Smells like chicken. 112 00:10:26,906 --> 00:10:29,147 There he is. Huh? 113 00:10:29,842 --> 00:10:31,644 The man, the myth, the legend. 114 00:10:31,644 --> 00:10:36,148 Burt effing Gummer. Travis B. Welker. Sorry, sir. I should have told you that. 115 00:10:36,148 --> 00:10:38,317 Don't mean to be all stalkery, but I have been a big fan of yours 116 00:10:38,317 --> 00:10:40,397 since your Y2K conspiracy series. 117 00:10:40,786 --> 00:10:41,958 Well, I guess that's a wrap. 118 00:10:42,321 --> 00:10:45,996 Maintain position, Riley. It's not Miller Time, yet. 119 00:10:45,996 --> 00:10:47,126 He's all yours, buddy boy. 120 00:10:47,459 --> 00:10:52,998 Your gear's piled over there. And thanks for the Vegas gig. What Vegas gig? 121 00:10:52,998 --> 00:10:55,543 The Real Housewives of Las Vegas. 122 00:10:55,543 --> 00:10:57,203 You can't just adiós on me! 123 00:10:57,670 --> 00:11:01,540 It's a union gig, pension and health. So... 124 00:11:01,540 --> 00:11:05,012 That is your new camera guy, and, well, he comes highly recommended. 125 00:11:05,411 --> 00:11:07,220 Lots of time in the eyepiece. 126 00:11:08,047 --> 00:11:10,653 BURT: You're officially AWOL, mister. 127 00:11:11,050 --> 00:11:13,552 So, I take it he didn't give you my resume? (SCOFFS) 128 00:11:14,587 --> 00:11:16,692 All right, I got something for you here. 129 00:11:16,922 --> 00:11:18,691 This is called a digital file. 130 00:11:18,691 --> 00:11:21,193 It's going to speak to my awesome capabilities. 131 00:11:21,193 --> 00:11:24,465 Kind of wish your website could do the same for you, but I can help. 132 00:11:25,464 --> 00:11:26,568 I beg your pardon? 133 00:11:26,568 --> 00:11:29,543 I am a big fan. You know, possibly your biggest. 134 00:11:29,802 --> 00:11:32,373 But the fact that you're out here in Who-The-Hell-Cares, Nevada, 135 00:11:32,872 --> 00:11:36,842 smoking rattlesnake says something. You know what it says? 136 00:11:36,842 --> 00:11:39,252 It says you're underachieving big time, my man. 137 00:11:39,778 --> 00:11:42,622 You should be a global brand. Come on! 138 00:11:43,082 --> 00:11:46,359 I mean, how many monster-hunters do you know? Huh? 139 00:11:46,919 --> 00:11:48,557 I know one. Burt Gummer. 140 00:11:48,921 --> 00:11:52,130 Last check, how many Twitter followers did you have, huh? 141 00:11:52,958 --> 00:11:53,959 Zilch. 142 00:11:54,827 --> 00:11:56,862 Your opinion is duly noted. 143 00:11:56,862 --> 00:12:00,766 It's what I am here for. To help build out the Burt Gummer brand. 144 00:12:00,766 --> 00:12:04,643 I am thinking, "Paranoid loner meets charming whack job." 145 00:12:04,904 --> 00:12:06,281 I can fix you. 146 00:12:06,639 --> 00:12:08,050 I don't need fixing. 147 00:12:08,474 --> 00:12:12,077 Yo, what happened to your dome, my man? You binge watch Breaking Bad, again? 148 00:12:12,077 --> 00:12:14,950 You trying to appeal to a younger demographic, get a little Pitbull on us? 149 00:12:15,314 --> 00:12:17,817 What I choose to do with my cranium is none of your business. 150 00:12:19,518 --> 00:12:20,656 All right. 151 00:12:25,791 --> 00:12:27,600 This is snake, right, not rat? 152 00:12:29,828 --> 00:12:30,829 Whoa! 153 00:12:31,897 --> 00:12:34,434 That is a win. That's a yummer from The Gummer. 154 00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:37,002 You know what, you look like you could use a cold one. 155 00:12:37,002 --> 00:12:38,137 I know I can. You want? 156 00:12:38,604 --> 00:12:41,240 Hey, I think we're vibing right now, right, Pop? You feel it? 157 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:43,115 It's good talk. Where's your beer? 158 00:12:44,810 --> 00:12:45,811 Hey. 159 00:12:46,145 --> 00:12:47,419 Hands off my gear. 160 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:49,618 Lighten up, Pops. 161 00:12:49,618 --> 00:12:50,852 You from the government? 162 00:12:51,617 --> 00:12:53,722 Nope. Florida. 163 00:12:54,186 --> 00:12:56,088 Grew up on the Gulf Coast. 164 00:12:56,088 --> 00:13:00,292 Panama City, Trampa, Pensacola. 165 00:13:00,292 --> 00:13:02,030 - Pensacola? - Yeah. 166 00:13:02,828 --> 00:13:04,730 They got a great gun show. 167 00:13:04,730 --> 00:13:06,537 Yeah, right off the Interstate. 168 00:13:07,166 --> 00:13:08,577 I was there in '74. 169 00:13:08,867 --> 00:13:09,902 You got that look. 170 00:13:11,203 --> 00:13:12,238 What look? 171 00:13:12,238 --> 00:13:14,409 The "I did some dirty things in Florida" look. 172 00:13:15,174 --> 00:13:17,814 Hey, I get it. It was the '70s, free love, you were young. 173 00:13:18,243 --> 00:13:19,244 (HONKING) 174 00:13:24,383 --> 00:13:25,487 What now? 175 00:13:27,586 --> 00:13:29,930 Looks like the IRS finally caught up with you. 176 00:13:31,690 --> 00:13:34,068 Mr. Gummer. Mr. Gummer. 177 00:13:34,827 --> 00:13:35,828 (CHUCKLES) 178 00:13:36,528 --> 00:13:41,170 You are way off grid, sir, you're a very difficult man to find. 179 00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:43,569 Evidently, not difficult enough. 180 00:13:43,569 --> 00:13:45,504 I am Erich Van Wyk. 181 00:13:45,504 --> 00:13:49,780 I am with the South African Wildlife Ministry. 182 00:13:50,809 --> 00:13:56,022 South Africa? You with the government? What? No, no. I am a big fan of yours. 183 00:13:56,022 --> 00:13:57,216 Go on. 184 00:13:57,683 --> 00:14:01,324 Well, we have a rather pressing situation in Gauteng. 185 00:14:02,187 --> 00:14:04,724 Gauteng. The Cradle of Humankind? 186 00:14:05,124 --> 00:14:06,225 Yes, that's right. 187 00:14:06,225 --> 00:14:10,367 We have a confirmed sighting of what you would refer to as an Ass Blaster. 188 00:14:11,063 --> 00:14:14,370 That's impossible. The species are confined to the Northern Hemisphere. 189 00:14:14,370 --> 00:14:18,437 Oh, well, then, I suppose it's some other flying carnivore 190 00:14:18,437 --> 00:14:22,508 that shoots flame out of its rear end that we have wreaking havoc in Africa? 191 00:14:23,876 --> 00:14:25,253 Is this a confirmed sighting? 192 00:14:25,253 --> 00:14:29,186 Oh, yes, sir. Although the witness is no longer alive. 193 00:14:32,418 --> 00:14:34,091 - When do we leave? - Excellent. 194 00:14:35,621 --> 00:14:38,602 Slow your roll, there, Gums. Okay. 195 00:14:40,659 --> 00:14:43,936 You're quite the fetching bushman, Mr. Van Dick. 196 00:14:44,363 --> 00:14:45,398 It's Van Wyk. 197 00:14:45,864 --> 00:14:47,901 Van Wyk, right, okay. Um... 198 00:14:48,734 --> 00:14:51,738 Mr. Gummer really isn't in the monster business, anymore. 199 00:14:52,237 --> 00:14:53,716 I am what? 200 00:14:54,106 --> 00:14:55,847 Give us a minute, will you? 201 00:14:56,375 --> 00:14:57,609 What the hell are you doing? 202 00:14:57,609 --> 00:15:02,715 I am working this dude for some paper. Paper? Cash. Listen. 203 00:15:02,715 --> 00:15:04,954 You don't take the first offer. Let me close this deal. 204 00:15:04,954 --> 00:15:06,686 Request denied. I work alone. 205 00:15:06,919 --> 00:15:11,557 Come on, but you need a videographer, okay? You need to take the long view on this, okay? 206 00:15:11,557 --> 00:15:14,433 Think about it. The Gummer in Africa. 207 00:15:14,693 --> 00:15:17,596 This is our chance to catch you on tape really doing what you do, 208 00:15:17,596 --> 00:15:19,835 and really giving it to those Ass Blasters. 209 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,939 Okay, that came out weird, but you know what I mean, right? 210 00:15:23,939 --> 00:15:26,948 This is real world, son. You're a newbie. 211 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:28,841 Newbie? 212 00:15:29,341 --> 00:15:31,710 Okay, stop being Burt for a second, and just listen. 213 00:15:31,710 --> 00:15:35,081 I may have not spent most of my life fighting giant, blind worms, 214 00:15:35,081 --> 00:15:38,693 but I spent the last 10 years of my life deep in the shit. 215 00:15:39,218 --> 00:15:41,789 Pulling gigs for CNN and Fox in the sandbox. 216 00:15:42,054 --> 00:15:46,626 Yeah, Afghanistan, Syria. You know those places? Yeah. 217 00:15:47,526 --> 00:15:48,698 And as for firearms, 218 00:15:53,899 --> 00:15:56,379 I just added this baby to my collection. 219 00:15:56,969 --> 00:15:58,209 HK 91. 220 00:15:59,037 --> 00:16:00,882 - Where'd you get that? - Uh-uh-uh! 221 00:16:01,206 --> 00:16:03,709 You punch my ticket to South Africa, 222 00:16:04,576 --> 00:16:09,320 and will I hand over this beautiful, semi-automatic Mr. Shotty to you. 223 00:16:10,415 --> 00:16:11,553 Deal. 224 00:16:12,718 --> 00:16:14,959 Erich. May I call you Erich? 225 00:16:15,487 --> 00:16:16,488 Of course. 226 00:16:16,488 --> 00:16:21,561 We really appreciate your offer, but Mr. Gummer's monster-hunting schedule's all booked up. 227 00:16:22,461 --> 00:16:23,633 Sorry. 228 00:16:24,296 --> 00:16:27,140 Oh, uh... That's a pity. 229 00:16:27,666 --> 00:16:29,577 Bigfoot in the Ozarks. 230 00:16:30,736 --> 00:16:32,409 Possible gremlin in Fresno. 231 00:16:33,805 --> 00:16:36,615 Family of werewolves in Peru we heard about. 232 00:16:39,011 --> 00:16:40,684 Thank you for your time, gentlemen. 233 00:16:50,956 --> 00:16:57,863 I don't suppose it would make any difference if I offered to fully fund 234 00:16:57,863 --> 00:17:00,204 Mr. Gummer's videos for the next two years? 235 00:17:00,999 --> 00:17:02,000 Four. 236 00:17:02,301 --> 00:17:03,302 Three. 237 00:17:05,204 --> 00:17:08,076 What time does your plane leave? How quickly can you roll your tents? 238 00:17:09,541 --> 00:17:10,747 Rolled. 239 00:17:14,012 --> 00:17:16,891 Burt Gummer. In Africa. 240 00:17:50,215 --> 00:17:52,126 MR. BRAVERS: Africa's not for sissies, yeah? 241 00:17:52,584 --> 00:17:54,996 We eat what we kill here, boet. 242 00:17:55,420 --> 00:17:59,792 You mind if I call you boet? Boet? Yeah. It means brother. 243 00:18:01,693 --> 00:18:03,172 So, you're the monster-hunter? 244 00:18:03,428 --> 00:18:05,864 - Yeah, something like that. - (MR. BRAVERS LAUGHS) 245 00:18:05,864 --> 00:18:09,309 BURT: This doesn't look like any Ass Blaster I have ever seen. 246 00:18:11,703 --> 00:18:13,410 - Strange attraction. - Come again? 247 00:18:13,410 --> 00:18:16,849 A man who hunts a monster. It's a strange attraction. 248 00:18:21,913 --> 00:18:23,221 Mr. Bravers, are you drunk? 249 00:18:23,482 --> 00:18:24,483 (GRUNTS) 250 00:18:25,183 --> 00:18:26,184 Not yet. 251 00:18:28,287 --> 00:18:29,621 Mr. Gummer? 252 00:18:29,621 --> 00:18:32,457 We're heading for a safari lodge, just south of the river. 253 00:18:32,457 --> 00:18:35,202 The owner's been kind enough to let us base our operations there. 254 00:18:35,627 --> 00:18:37,834 Hey, where's my bug-out bag and the weapons I brought from home? 255 00:18:38,664 --> 00:18:40,098 About that. 256 00:18:40,098 --> 00:18:43,001 We have very strict customs laws here in South Africa. 257 00:18:43,001 --> 00:18:46,905 I should have warned you about the three-day weapons quarantine. Three-day what? 258 00:18:46,905 --> 00:18:49,274 Don't worry about it. I have procured us some weapons. 259 00:18:49,274 --> 00:18:50,409 They're waiting for us at the lodge. 260 00:18:50,742 --> 00:18:52,153 There, there it is, there, there. 261 00:19:22,407 --> 00:19:24,580 Nice digs, Van Dyke. 262 00:19:24,876 --> 00:19:26,355 It's Van Wyk. 263 00:19:29,004 --> 00:19:32,151 - Hey, boet. - Yeah? I got a story for you. 264 00:19:32,151 --> 00:19:35,787 Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. 265 00:19:36,321 --> 00:19:42,102 And he knows he's got to run faster than the fastest lion, otherwise..... 266 00:19:42,861 --> 00:19:47,444 He gets killed. Every morning, a lion wakes up. 267 00:19:47,444 --> 00:19:54,315 And he knows he's got to outrun the slowest gazelle, otherwise he's going to starve to death. 268 00:19:54,315 --> 00:19:58,247 So, it doesn't matter if you are a lion or you're a gazelle, 269 00:19:58,944 --> 00:20:03,051 in Africa, when the sun rises, you better be running. 270 00:20:03,582 --> 00:20:04,583 (CHUCKLES) 271 00:20:04,583 --> 00:20:08,756 Hey, if you need my help, call me on the horn. 272 00:20:09,354 --> 00:20:11,290 Mmm. (CHUCKLES) 273 00:20:11,290 --> 00:20:12,391 (SPITS) 274 00:20:17,462 --> 00:20:18,463 (LAUGHS) 275 00:20:18,463 --> 00:20:20,201 - Now, you go well, boet. - Thank you. 276 00:20:28,006 --> 00:20:31,343 Chop-chop, Pops. Stop calling me "Pops." 277 00:20:31,343 --> 00:20:34,289 Got you. Old man. 278 00:20:37,149 --> 00:20:39,951 And we're clear! What? I don't understand. 279 00:20:39,951 --> 00:20:42,053 This is a seismic vibration monitor. 280 00:20:42,387 --> 00:20:45,090 It's uplinked to the South African National Grid of Seismology 281 00:20:45,090 --> 00:20:48,260 and can detect Graboid movement within a 50 square-mile area. 282 00:20:48,260 --> 00:20:49,498 Next level type stuff. 283 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:52,336 Graboid? Worms? Exactly. 284 00:20:52,664 --> 00:20:54,032 This is Johan Dreyer. 285 00:20:54,032 --> 00:20:58,303 He's my local field representative and a safari guide in the area. 286 00:20:58,303 --> 00:21:00,972 He's the one who witnessed the fatal attack. That's right. 287 00:21:00,972 --> 00:21:04,986 And this towering hunk of dark chocolate is my assistant, Thaba. 288 00:21:06,044 --> 00:21:07,114 That's quite a gun you got there. 289 00:21:07,512 --> 00:21:10,423 Rifle. Bet it makes you feel like you got a lot of power. 290 00:21:10,816 --> 00:21:13,319 I can drop a charging rhino at 100 meters. 291 00:21:13,552 --> 00:21:14,690 You want to go for a run? 292 00:21:15,887 --> 00:21:17,195 How's life in the Thunderdome? 293 00:21:17,823 --> 00:21:20,736 Well, you wouldn't know what a rhino looked like if it shoved its horn through your throat. 294 00:21:22,761 --> 00:21:27,442 Graboids and Ass Blasters are immune to any known form of tranquilizer, 295 00:21:27,999 --> 00:21:31,139 rendering your weapon useless against the creatures we're hunting. 296 00:21:31,403 --> 00:21:34,582 Capturing. Capturing, that's the plan, right? 297 00:21:34,582 --> 00:21:37,583 You don't capture these things. You kill them. 298 00:21:38,577 --> 00:21:39,778 Kill them, capture them, I don't care. 299 00:21:39,778 --> 00:21:42,620 But what we have in Africa, sir, is not Graboids. 300 00:21:44,583 --> 00:21:48,360 If you have got Ass Blasters, you have got Graboids. 301 00:22:12,577 --> 00:22:13,949 Odontotermes baadi. 302 00:22:14,579 --> 00:22:15,683 Yes. 303 00:22:16,147 --> 00:22:18,320 But on a massive scale. 304 00:22:18,617 --> 00:22:20,688 It has the same magnesium mandibles. 305 00:22:21,586 --> 00:22:25,329 That explains the presence of formic acid in the bedrock surrounding it. 306 00:22:25,329 --> 00:22:28,366 It spits out the acid to soften the rocks, while the mandibles chew through it. 307 00:22:30,428 --> 00:22:31,634 This is a super digger. 308 00:22:33,765 --> 00:22:36,245 We're going to be on the cover of Science magazine. 309 00:22:36,768 --> 00:22:38,270 Been there, baby. 310 00:22:38,637 --> 00:22:40,412 I want National Geographic. 311 00:22:49,047 --> 00:22:50,549 Whoo! 312 00:23:13,805 --> 00:23:14,806 Ugh! 313 00:23:20,412 --> 00:23:23,450 VAN WYK: Mr. Gummer. Mr. Gummer. Over here. 314 00:23:23,782 --> 00:23:27,252 Can you say, "Balling"? 315 00:23:28,053 --> 00:23:29,464 Hey, what's the Zulu word for "balling"? 316 00:23:29,921 --> 00:23:30,922 (TRUMPETING) 317 00:23:32,991 --> 00:23:36,528 Hello, Baruti. Taking the kids for a walk, I see? 318 00:23:36,528 --> 00:23:37,963 Well, you know that these young ladies 319 00:23:37,963 --> 00:23:40,805 are too high-class for the likes of you, so, I guess somebody has to do it. 320 00:23:41,032 --> 00:23:42,033 (CHUCKLING) 321 00:23:44,102 --> 00:23:45,137 Just act natural. 322 00:23:45,837 --> 00:23:48,579 These men are here investigating the impundulu attack. 323 00:23:48,940 --> 00:23:51,318 Oh, right, the monster-hunters, right? 324 00:23:51,910 --> 00:23:55,448 Ish. I am still in training, but I got, like, a credit away. 325 00:23:56,081 --> 00:23:57,415 (ELEPHANT SNORTS) 326 00:23:57,415 --> 00:23:59,552 (TRUMPETS) 327 00:24:02,787 --> 00:24:03,959 There. 328 00:24:04,356 --> 00:24:07,667 JOHAN: You want guns, Burt? This is how we roll. 329 00:24:08,627 --> 00:24:09,935 Wow. 330 00:24:10,462 --> 00:24:11,663 (CLICKS TONGUE) 331 00:24:11,663 --> 00:24:13,299 VAN WYK: Here you go. 332 00:24:14,132 --> 00:24:15,167 What's this? 333 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:17,102 The weapons you asked for. 334 00:24:17,769 --> 00:24:21,273 A BSA .303 and a .30-06? 335 00:24:21,539 --> 00:24:26,378 Well, there's also a Colt Peacemaker. And a... 336 00:24:27,012 --> 00:24:29,322 Ooh! The double-barrel thingy. 337 00:24:29,322 --> 00:24:32,290 Are you serious? We might as well use a spit straw. 338 00:24:32,550 --> 00:24:33,985 Granted, it's not everything you requested. 339 00:24:33,985 --> 00:24:38,100 BURT: No, what I requested was confiscated by your mindless government lackeys. 340 00:24:38,100 --> 00:24:41,426 Yes, I am sorry about that. They don't just hand out machine guns... 341 00:24:41,426 --> 00:24:44,405 to every jacked-up safari jockey that comes to this country. 342 00:24:44,863 --> 00:24:46,308 This is Africa, Mr. Gummer. 343 00:24:47,132 --> 00:24:48,440 But we're not all bushies. 344 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:52,304 Was that racist? That sounded a little racist. Bushist. 345 00:24:52,304 --> 00:24:54,339 You promised me adequate weaponry. 346 00:24:54,339 --> 00:24:56,474 What do you think we're hunting, Rocky, the flying squirrel? 347 00:24:56,474 --> 00:24:59,817 That .30-06 will drop anything on this continent. 348 00:25:00,211 --> 00:25:01,246 Anything. 349 00:25:03,181 --> 00:25:04,558 Who's this? 350 00:25:07,052 --> 00:25:08,053 Hey. 351 00:25:08,053 --> 00:25:09,223 Hi. 352 00:25:09,854 --> 00:25:10,822 What are you doing? 353 00:25:10,822 --> 00:25:12,799 Zapping worms for bait. 354 00:25:14,259 --> 00:25:16,170 Look. Here they come. 355 00:25:17,929 --> 00:25:18,964 Damn! 356 00:25:19,230 --> 00:25:20,231 Whoo-hoo! 357 00:25:23,034 --> 00:25:24,035 You got any wasabi? 358 00:25:24,269 --> 00:25:25,304 Eat it. 359 00:25:26,137 --> 00:25:27,505 - Eat it? - Eat it. 360 00:25:27,505 --> 00:25:28,948 African tradition. 361 00:25:33,445 --> 00:25:34,480 (CHUCKLES) 362 00:25:37,482 --> 00:25:38,893 Is it really African tradition? 363 00:25:39,284 --> 00:25:41,127 - No. - Oh, God. 364 00:25:41,619 --> 00:25:43,189 - (RETCHING) - (SPITS) 365 00:25:45,056 --> 00:25:46,763 Travis, Travis. 366 00:25:46,763 --> 00:25:49,734 This is Dr. Nandi Montabu. She owns the reserve. 367 00:25:50,562 --> 00:25:51,596 Hey, Doctor. 368 00:25:51,596 --> 00:25:52,664 Nandi is fine. 369 00:25:52,664 --> 00:25:55,643 No, free Wi-Fi at a coffee shop is fine. 370 00:25:55,867 --> 00:25:57,002 You are like a holiday drink. 371 00:25:57,002 --> 00:26:02,108 Like a caramel macchiato pumpkin spice latte, but instead of pumpkin, it's African spice. 372 00:26:02,340 --> 00:26:06,345 Okay, well, sounds delicious. Thank you. You must be Travis. 373 00:26:06,711 --> 00:26:09,784 At ease, Mr. Welker. Mr. Gummer, welcome. 374 00:26:10,081 --> 00:26:12,755 Um... I have arranged some refreshments for you back at the lodge. 375 00:26:12,755 --> 00:26:14,753 - With all due respect, Doctor... - It's Nandi. 376 00:26:14,753 --> 00:26:16,799 Nandi, I think we should get right to the hunt. 377 00:26:17,021 --> 00:26:20,332 Let's rest up, Mr. Gummer. Start fresh in the morning, yes? 378 00:26:20,692 --> 00:26:22,365 I am not here on a safari weekend. 379 00:26:23,528 --> 00:26:26,134 If you have got Graboids, no one is safe. 380 00:26:29,234 --> 00:26:31,305 Travis, did you eat the worm? 381 00:26:34,706 --> 00:26:35,980 (MUSIC PLAYING) 382 00:26:53,458 --> 00:26:55,301 (RUMBLING) 383 00:27:04,836 --> 00:27:05,871 Well, hello. 384 00:27:06,204 --> 00:27:07,906 (CHUCKLING) 385 00:27:07,906 --> 00:27:09,041 We did it. 386 00:27:09,841 --> 00:27:10,876 You did it. 387 00:27:11,142 --> 00:27:14,618 Yeah. I hate to go back to the real world and lecture at stoned-out students. 388 00:27:19,083 --> 00:27:21,654 Be nice to stay out here in the bush, with you. 389 00:27:22,287 --> 00:27:24,631 I wish this moment would last the rest of my life. 390 00:27:32,096 --> 00:27:34,042 (BOTH SCREAMING) 391 00:28:09,601 --> 00:28:11,137 That's where Basson died. 392 00:28:11,502 --> 00:28:15,077 - BURT: Coordinates? - What? Longitude and latitude? 393 00:28:15,340 --> 00:28:18,977 I don't do coordinates. Everything is in my head. 394 00:28:18,977 --> 00:28:20,579 What about field communications? 395 00:28:23,114 --> 00:28:25,151 - What the hell was that? - A monkey's wedding. 396 00:28:26,451 --> 00:28:28,556 Local lingo. Sun shower. 397 00:28:28,556 --> 00:28:32,030 We get them every day, at this time of the year, at the exact same hour. 398 00:28:32,030 --> 00:28:33,226 You can set your watch to it. 399 00:28:33,458 --> 00:28:34,592 1500 hours. 400 00:28:34,592 --> 00:28:35,727 Exactly. 401 00:28:35,727 --> 00:28:37,704 Mother Nature keeps to her rhythms. 402 00:28:39,898 --> 00:28:42,500 Dr. Montabu. Nandi? Yes? 403 00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:44,102 I think you guys might want to come and see this. 404 00:28:44,102 --> 00:28:46,741 BURT: Why? There's been another attack. 405 00:29:28,312 --> 00:29:29,313 (WHISTLES) 406 00:29:47,432 --> 00:29:50,606 An Ass Blaster definitely didn't do this, Mr. Van Wyk. 407 00:30:07,085 --> 00:30:08,120 Hey, Gums. 408 00:30:09,687 --> 00:30:11,564 You may want to check this out. 409 00:30:14,192 --> 00:30:17,105 If you're dumb, you bleed. 410 00:30:27,939 --> 00:30:31,743 Your problem is bigger than I thought, Mr. Van Wyk. How so? 411 00:30:32,577 --> 00:30:35,418 This Graboid is much larger than the North American variety. 412 00:30:35,418 --> 00:30:37,752 It's Africa. Everything's bigger. 413 00:30:37,752 --> 00:30:39,384 Everything except my munitions. 414 00:30:39,617 --> 00:30:43,592 Knowing your enemy's strength is Intel 101. What other surprises do you have in store for me? 415 00:30:43,955 --> 00:30:45,992 I am learning as I go, Mr. Gummer. 416 00:30:50,161 --> 00:30:52,971 This one's leaner, too much leaner. 417 00:30:53,631 --> 00:30:54,769 And more dangerous. 418 00:30:59,537 --> 00:31:01,676 We're going to need a big-ass cage. 419 00:31:18,356 --> 00:31:21,597 Jeez, Gummy-drops, we get it. You like to get cozy with your guns. 420 00:31:21,859 --> 00:31:25,697 Not just cozy, Mr. Welker. Conjoined. This is a hot zone. 421 00:31:26,264 --> 00:31:28,676 Hey, what was that ministry Van Wyk said he was affiliated with? 422 00:31:28,676 --> 00:31:31,007 South African Wildlife Federation. Why? 423 00:31:31,769 --> 00:31:32,770 Just curious. 424 00:31:33,404 --> 00:31:34,405 Hey! 425 00:31:35,339 --> 00:31:37,746 You want a ride? No, I will see you over there. 426 00:31:39,777 --> 00:31:43,817 See her where? Oh, she invited me to some tribal dance thing. 427 00:31:44,215 --> 00:31:45,888 We move out at 2200 hours. 428 00:31:45,888 --> 00:31:48,395 I suggest you grab some chow and get some rack time. 429 00:31:48,653 --> 00:31:50,997 Wait. Are you giving me a curfew? 430 00:31:51,389 --> 00:31:55,166 I don't do curfews, Pops. Okay? I am an adult. 431 00:31:55,166 --> 00:31:59,067 But here's what I suggest you do. I think you should go inside, right? 432 00:31:59,067 --> 00:32:02,673 Check out the mini-bar situation. See how your 401K is doing. 433 00:32:02,673 --> 00:32:06,872 And I will download the intel from the smoking hot South African chick. 434 00:32:08,206 --> 00:32:11,085 And I am going to dance with the natives. 435 00:32:12,176 --> 00:32:13,814 (TRIBAL MUSIC PLAYING) 436 00:32:40,271 --> 00:32:41,477 Hey! 437 00:32:41,739 --> 00:32:43,082 Come here! 438 00:32:50,148 --> 00:32:51,249 Hey! 439 00:32:51,249 --> 00:32:52,453 Hey! 440 00:32:52,683 --> 00:32:54,356 - You made it. - Wow. 441 00:32:54,719 --> 00:32:55,720 (CHUCKLES) 442 00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:56,854 This is quite the rager. 443 00:32:56,854 --> 00:32:57,989 Yeah. 444 00:32:58,723 --> 00:33:00,725 - You guys got a keg? - Yeah. 445 00:33:02,660 --> 00:33:03,934 Try this. 446 00:33:05,596 --> 00:33:07,166 - What's this? - Courage. 447 00:33:09,634 --> 00:33:10,635 (SLURPING) 448 00:33:14,705 --> 00:33:15,809 And? 449 00:33:16,574 --> 00:33:18,282 It tastes like cow piss. 450 00:33:18,709 --> 00:33:20,347 - You want more? Try again. - No, I really don't. 451 00:33:24,282 --> 00:33:25,590 TRAVIS: So, what is this? 452 00:33:25,883 --> 00:33:27,362 This is a warrior dance. 453 00:33:27,718 --> 00:33:30,699 Our ancestors hunting the Inkanyamba and the impundulu. 454 00:33:30,955 --> 00:33:37,764 What's that? Impundulu. It's what you call the Ass Blaster. Ass Blaster. Yes. 455 00:33:38,196 --> 00:33:40,972 Hey, you know, you make Ass Blaster sound good. 456 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,305 BARUTI: You know, Thaba, I am really not sure about these guys. 457 00:33:45,169 --> 00:33:47,080 Especially this Travis guy. I mean... 458 00:33:47,939 --> 00:33:49,543 I don't like the way he's looking at my Nandi. 459 00:33:49,774 --> 00:33:52,076 (SCOFFS) Is she your Nandi, now? 460 00:33:53,644 --> 00:33:54,952 Yeah, well, she could be. 461 00:33:55,713 --> 00:33:57,249 Good luck with that, bro. 462 00:33:57,715 --> 00:33:58,853 A guy can dream, right? 463 00:33:59,884 --> 00:34:02,626 Dream us up a couple of cold ones, would you? 464 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:04,263 Hundreds, boet. 465 00:34:04,689 --> 00:34:05,690 Ah... 466 00:34:20,989 --> 00:34:22,190 (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 467 00:34:24,289 --> 00:34:25,390 (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 468 00:34:25,710 --> 00:34:27,087 To dreams. 469 00:34:27,511 --> 00:34:28,990 (GLASS SHATTERS) 470 00:34:31,482 --> 00:34:33,017 - (RAPID FLUTTERING) - (CLANGING) 471 00:34:33,017 --> 00:34:34,391 (LOW RUMBLING) 472 00:34:49,433 --> 00:34:51,379 Jesus Christ! 473 00:34:54,071 --> 00:34:55,345 (ULULATING) 474 00:34:57,877 --> 00:34:59,877 (SPEAKING LOCAL LANGUAGE) 475 00:34:59,877 --> 00:35:01,245 (SPEAKING LOCAL LANGUAGE) 476 00:35:01,245 --> 00:35:06,021 Okay. What you call the Ass Blaster, in our language, the word means "lightning bird." 477 00:35:06,021 --> 00:35:08,221 (MAN SPEAKING LOCAL LANGUAGE) 478 00:35:10,721 --> 00:35:12,530 The impundulu are nocturnal hunters. 479 00:35:14,992 --> 00:35:19,568 They have bio-sensors on their foreheads and their hunt is based on heat signatures. 480 00:35:19,797 --> 00:35:23,006 If they hunt during the day, their targeting might be confused. 481 00:35:23,006 --> 00:35:26,837 So, those freaks come out at night, so they can hunt their prey in cooler temps? 482 00:35:26,837 --> 00:35:28,780 Yes, they're like vampires. 483 00:35:41,585 --> 00:35:43,428 (ROARING) 484 00:36:10,448 --> 00:36:12,018 (SHRIEKING) 485 00:36:22,226 --> 00:36:23,500 (SCREAMING) 486 00:36:24,161 --> 00:36:26,038 No, no, no! 487 00:36:29,300 --> 00:36:30,438 It just took off with Thaba. 488 00:36:30,735 --> 00:36:32,442 BURT: It was attracted to the engine heat. 489 00:36:32,970 --> 00:36:34,138 The engine was cold. 490 00:36:34,138 --> 00:36:35,339 We got to get Thaba. 491 00:36:35,339 --> 00:36:36,850 I will get my gear. 492 00:36:54,558 --> 00:36:57,129 JOHAN: Whoa, boet. Is that Thaba? 493 00:36:57,595 --> 00:36:59,165 Kill the engine. 494 00:37:03,901 --> 00:37:06,745 HPF 250. Heat-blocking gear. 495 00:37:07,838 --> 00:37:11,308 You got one of those ball gowns for me, princess? 496 00:37:11,742 --> 00:37:14,518 Turn on the AC, if you want to hide your heat signature. 497 00:37:29,493 --> 00:37:31,634 Yeah, tough guy. (SCOFFS) 498 00:37:37,501 --> 00:37:38,536 Thaba. 499 00:37:41,672 --> 00:37:42,707 Hey. 500 00:37:45,042 --> 00:37:46,385 Thaba. 501 00:37:48,446 --> 00:37:49,925 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 502 00:37:51,248 --> 00:37:54,320 I have better things to do than babysit Americans in Africa. 503 00:38:06,564 --> 00:38:07,804 (CLANGING) 504 00:38:09,700 --> 00:38:10,835 BURT: Thaba! 505 00:38:10,835 --> 00:38:11,936 (GROANING) 506 00:38:16,807 --> 00:38:18,150 BURT: Hold on, I got you. 507 00:38:24,248 --> 00:38:25,249 (SHRIEKING) 508 00:38:25,883 --> 00:38:27,556 (THABA SCREAMING) 509 00:38:33,190 --> 00:38:34,825 Damn. I am out. 510 00:38:34,825 --> 00:38:38,896 Come on, boet. Come on, you old fart, let's get moving. 511 00:38:47,371 --> 00:38:50,511 Help me, boet! Get this thing off me, boet! Help me, boet! 512 00:38:56,113 --> 00:38:57,114 (SHRIEKS) 513 00:38:59,316 --> 00:39:00,317 (PANTING) 514 00:39:05,656 --> 00:39:07,863 I stuffed his blazing butt. 515 00:39:08,826 --> 00:39:10,635 You're like freaking Rambo. 516 00:39:10,895 --> 00:39:12,101 Let's boogie. 517 00:39:27,611 --> 00:39:28,612 Hey, what happened? 518 00:39:28,612 --> 00:39:30,014 The question is where were you? 519 00:39:30,014 --> 00:39:33,083 - He was with me. Really? - Well, here's some intel for you, Doc. 520 00:39:33,083 --> 00:39:36,289 Those fart-flaming sons of bitches have crossed your DMZ. 521 00:39:36,587 --> 00:39:38,726 You need to evacuate everyone, ASAP. 522 00:39:38,726 --> 00:39:40,024 Thank God you're here, Mr. Gummer. 523 00:39:40,024 --> 00:39:42,993 All right, load every gun. We're going after them. 524 00:39:42,993 --> 00:39:45,162 - We leave in 10. - I will hitch the lion cage. 525 00:39:45,162 --> 00:39:48,038 I don't think so, Yankee. My cage, my hitch. 526 00:39:49,700 --> 00:39:52,073 Hey, Gummy Bears, wait up. Don't call me that. 527 00:39:52,469 --> 00:39:53,573 Wait up. 528 00:39:55,272 --> 00:39:57,548 Number one, don't ever touch me like that again. 529 00:39:57,548 --> 00:40:01,078 Number two, don't ever touch me like that again. 530 00:40:01,078 --> 00:40:06,059 You copy? Yeah, I copy. I don't have the time to posture for your camera! 531 00:40:06,383 --> 00:40:10,597 This was a mistake, having you along. Just another pimple on the ass of progress. 532 00:40:11,555 --> 00:40:12,556 You need to chill out. 533 00:40:12,790 --> 00:40:16,360 Don't tell me to chill. You were AWOL. 534 00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:19,763 Now, we have got another K.I.A. and a full-scale A.B. incursion to deal with. 535 00:40:19,763 --> 00:40:20,898 You want to make yourself useful? 536 00:40:21,465 --> 00:40:22,705 Go help with the evac. 537 00:40:23,233 --> 00:40:25,941 Then, feel free to join in. Think you can manage that? 538 00:40:26,870 --> 00:40:29,783 Mr. Gummer. I think you will find this useful. 539 00:40:30,741 --> 00:40:31,913 There is a God. 540 00:40:32,176 --> 00:40:33,477 R5. 541 00:40:33,477 --> 00:40:34,988 Full banana clip. 542 00:40:35,512 --> 00:40:36,513 I zeroed the scope myself. 543 00:40:36,513 --> 00:40:37,988 Where'd you get this? 544 00:40:37,988 --> 00:40:39,253 You don't want to know. 545 00:40:39,683 --> 00:40:42,960 I like your style. A-fricking-men. 546 00:40:45,289 --> 00:40:47,565 What's a veterinarian doing with a machine gun? 547 00:40:54,264 --> 00:40:58,847 They must have flown in north of the river. Ass Blasters don't fly, they glide. 548 00:40:59,236 --> 00:41:02,506 They mix several volatile gastrointestinal chemicals 549 00:41:02,506 --> 00:41:05,644 that actually ignite, allowing them to achieve blast off. 550 00:41:06,110 --> 00:41:11,719 (LAUGHING) They fart to take off? That's funny. 551 00:41:12,149 --> 00:41:16,221 (HOWLING) Shh. Listen. You hear that? 552 00:41:17,621 --> 00:41:19,100 Black-backed jackals. 553 00:41:19,456 --> 00:41:23,731 Scavengers. All right. Take it ahead and kill the engine. We will have a look. 554 00:41:40,411 --> 00:41:42,015 You sure do come prepared, Mr. Gummer. 555 00:41:43,914 --> 00:41:46,489 Basson was killed on that koppie, just underneath that cliff face. 556 00:41:47,418 --> 00:41:49,659 BURT: I think we have our Ass Blaster colony. 557 00:41:50,154 --> 00:41:53,229 What about the bait? Don't we need to make it hot so these bastards can see it? 558 00:41:54,158 --> 00:41:57,272 For sports injuries. Forget the meat. 559 00:41:57,661 --> 00:41:59,072 We need heat. 560 00:42:00,330 --> 00:42:01,331 Happiness. 561 00:42:02,032 --> 00:42:03,409 Okay, unhook the cage. 562 00:42:18,048 --> 00:42:19,425 BURT: Gotcha. 563 00:42:24,288 --> 00:42:25,426 Is that it? 564 00:42:26,256 --> 00:42:28,202 Sure as hell ain't Mickey Mouse. 565 00:42:28,826 --> 00:42:32,000 Stand behind me so he can't read your heat signature. 566 00:42:36,467 --> 00:42:37,468 (COCKS GUN) 567 00:42:49,113 --> 00:42:51,320 (SNORTING) 568 00:43:08,532 --> 00:43:11,445 VAN WYK: Remember, Mr. Gummer, capture, not kill. 569 00:43:20,444 --> 00:43:24,760 Easy. Take your damn shot. Say hello to my dart, bitch. 570 00:43:25,582 --> 00:43:26,959 (SHRIEKS) 571 00:43:28,085 --> 00:43:29,086 Don't panic. 572 00:43:29,353 --> 00:43:30,832 Hold your position! 573 00:43:31,488 --> 00:43:33,966 Easy. Screw that, I am out of here! 574 00:43:33,966 --> 00:43:35,466 BURT: No, stay with me, stay! 575 00:43:46,069 --> 00:43:47,412 (YELLING) 576 00:44:03,053 --> 00:44:04,430 That's right. 577 00:44:05,022 --> 00:44:11,563 Fly right into my crosshairs, you fire-farting son of a bitch. 578 00:44:11,895 --> 00:44:15,172 You can't kill me. I am African. 579 00:44:19,469 --> 00:44:21,380 Ass-Blast flambé. 580 00:44:24,675 --> 00:44:26,177 What did you do? 581 00:44:27,511 --> 00:44:28,717 Why'd you kill it? 582 00:44:31,949 --> 00:44:33,792 And Dreyer, too? 583 00:44:38,622 --> 00:44:40,465 - Nandi, Amahle! - NANDI: Yeah? 584 00:44:44,828 --> 00:44:45,863 I think you left this in my truck. 585 00:44:46,230 --> 00:44:47,709 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 586 00:44:48,098 --> 00:44:49,633 Nandi. After we evacuate, 587 00:44:49,633 --> 00:44:52,579 I was thinking that maybe I should take you and Amahle somewhere safer. 588 00:44:52,803 --> 00:44:54,874 There's so much work to do. I can't leave this place now. 589 00:44:54,874 --> 00:44:56,346 In that case, I am staying here. 590 00:44:58,275 --> 00:44:59,276 With you. 591 00:45:01,011 --> 00:45:02,012 (GUN COCKS) 592 00:45:02,012 --> 00:45:03,113 Me, too. 593 00:45:05,115 --> 00:45:06,287 Really? 594 00:45:08,218 --> 00:45:11,427 You know what, try not to shoot each other, okay? 595 00:45:13,724 --> 00:45:15,135 BURT: This doesn't add up. 596 00:45:15,959 --> 00:45:17,461 Ignored the thermal flare. 597 00:45:18,962 --> 00:45:20,566 Came directly at us. 598 00:45:28,305 --> 00:45:32,378 Protecting the nest, weren't you? Roger that. 599 00:45:34,177 --> 00:45:36,179 Where there are Ass Blasters, 600 00:45:37,748 --> 00:45:39,489 there are Graboids. 601 00:45:40,651 --> 00:45:41,686 (GUN COCKS) 602 00:45:44,021 --> 00:45:46,428 Sorry, I am going to have to take that little money-maker from you. 603 00:45:46,857 --> 00:45:47,858 What're you doing? 604 00:45:48,292 --> 00:45:51,000 Cashing in, hopefully. Why don't you hand that over? 605 00:45:51,395 --> 00:45:52,965 I should have known you were dirty. 606 00:45:52,965 --> 00:45:54,164 (SCOFFS) 607 00:45:54,164 --> 00:45:58,035 Thought it was the luckiest day of my life. I send Dreyer out to get a cheetah cub, 608 00:45:58,035 --> 00:46:00,615 and he runs smack-bang into a flying carnivore. 609 00:46:01,805 --> 00:46:04,074 Who are you? Let's start with who I am not. 610 00:46:04,074 --> 00:46:07,246 I am not with the South African Wildlife Ministry. 611 00:46:07,611 --> 00:46:08,946 This is not going to end good for you. 612 00:46:08,946 --> 00:46:10,150 Sure it will. 613 00:46:10,547 --> 00:46:15,052 An Ass Blaster would have fetched 100 times what a cheetah cub or a rhino horn would have. 614 00:46:15,052 --> 00:46:17,189 Dead one, not nearly so much. 615 00:46:17,621 --> 00:46:21,133 You're a common poacher? Morally, I am okay with it. 616 00:46:21,133 --> 00:46:23,669 You. Not so much. 617 00:46:24,061 --> 00:46:27,201 Now, get into the cage, or I will shoot you in the stomach. 618 00:46:29,199 --> 00:46:30,542 Shoot me. 619 00:46:31,234 --> 00:46:32,338 Kill me. 620 00:46:33,370 --> 00:46:35,179 But you won't cage me. 621 00:46:35,739 --> 00:46:37,013 (GATE CREAKS) 622 00:46:40,177 --> 00:46:41,918 It ain't over.... 623 00:46:42,612 --> 00:46:43,920 ...till it's over. 624 00:46:48,986 --> 00:46:52,356 Useless! (BUZZING) Damn. Ow! 625 00:46:55,359 --> 00:46:56,394 BURT: Hot. 626 00:46:57,027 --> 00:46:58,131 Hot. 627 00:46:58,562 --> 00:47:00,303 (GROANING) 628 00:47:02,399 --> 00:47:03,433 Ah! 629 00:47:03,433 --> 00:47:05,774 The call of nature. 630 00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:15,285 The Maasai have been using urine as an insect repellent for centuries. 631 00:47:15,285 --> 00:47:16,982 (LAUGHING) 632 00:47:18,849 --> 00:47:20,487 (STRAINING) 633 00:47:25,522 --> 00:47:29,299 This may be the last will and testament.... 634 00:47:29,793 --> 00:47:32,740 ...of Mr. Bertram Gummer. 635 00:47:33,930 --> 00:47:34,965 Heather. 636 00:47:35,832 --> 00:47:37,470 If you're still out there, 637 00:47:39,936 --> 00:47:45,010 (VOICE BREAKING) give the HK 41 a good home. 638 00:47:45,942 --> 00:47:47,683 I miss it. 639 00:47:50,213 --> 00:47:51,988 And to some extent, you. 640 00:47:53,250 --> 00:47:54,991 (LAUGHING) 641 00:47:56,386 --> 00:48:02,332 Bastard Van Wyk. If I ever get out of here alive, 642 00:48:02,926 --> 00:48:04,872 I am coming for you. 643 00:48:05,328 --> 00:48:06,568 (TINKLING) 644 00:48:06,930 --> 00:48:08,065 Ah! 645 00:48:08,065 --> 00:48:09,473 (SLURPING) 646 00:48:19,910 --> 00:48:22,015 Definitely an acquired taste. 647 00:48:22,746 --> 00:48:24,885 (PANTING HEAVILY) 648 00:48:27,884 --> 00:48:29,419 Is it over yet? 649 00:48:29,419 --> 00:48:33,223 (SNARLING) Oh, no, no, no. 650 00:48:33,223 --> 00:48:35,530 Cue the freaking lion. 651 00:48:40,397 --> 00:48:41,535 I can't hear you. 652 00:48:43,066 --> 00:48:44,511 Two alphas. 653 00:48:45,235 --> 00:48:46,805 One understanding. 654 00:48:46,805 --> 00:48:49,816 It's lonely on top of the food chain. Huh? 655 00:48:50,607 --> 00:48:51,915 (SNARLS) 656 00:48:52,909 --> 00:48:56,049 Oh, God. We're getting to know one another. 657 00:48:59,916 --> 00:49:01,418 Shade, at last. 658 00:49:14,865 --> 00:49:15,566 (BEEPING) 659 00:49:15,566 --> 00:49:21,006 Shit! No. No! No, no, no! 660 00:49:21,872 --> 00:49:23,112 Pussy! 661 00:49:28,311 --> 00:49:30,484 I will take you down. 662 00:49:30,914 --> 00:49:34,987 Thus I give up my spear. 663 00:49:35,752 --> 00:49:41,864 I will claw my way down your gullet. 664 00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:59,376 You picked a weird time to start meditating, dude. 665 00:49:59,376 --> 00:50:01,711 - What the hell you doing here? - I am taking you back to the zoo. 666 00:50:01,711 --> 00:50:04,014 You drove straight into a kill zone, you moron. 667 00:50:04,014 --> 00:50:06,616 There's a Graboid right behind you. Get to high ground, now. 668 00:50:06,616 --> 00:50:09,219 This might get a bit bumpy. 669 00:50:10,287 --> 00:50:12,631 TRAVIS: Hang on to your frosting. 670 00:50:16,459 --> 00:50:17,961 Hang on, Burt! 671 00:50:18,695 --> 00:50:20,333 Whoo-hoo! 672 00:50:20,997 --> 00:50:23,568 You missed that last stop sign. 673 00:50:25,135 --> 00:50:27,877 I think I will walk the rest of the way. 674 00:50:28,605 --> 00:50:32,817 You wanted to be outdoors. Damn you, Travis! 675 00:50:33,276 --> 00:50:35,153 How's Africa taste, Burt? 676 00:50:36,146 --> 00:50:40,026 Go! Get on the rocks. On the rocks! 677 00:50:40,917 --> 00:50:43,796 The rocks! On the rocks! 678 00:50:44,054 --> 00:50:45,556 (GRUNTING) 679 00:50:48,058 --> 00:50:49,230 Oh, shit! 680 00:50:55,398 --> 00:50:57,503 My bad. You okay? 681 00:51:04,741 --> 00:51:07,110 You damn near broke every bone in my body. 682 00:51:07,110 --> 00:51:09,349 Yeah, but what does that have to do with me saving your life? 683 00:51:10,413 --> 00:51:16,019 I swear, I saw Graboid markers. I must be delirious. 684 00:51:16,019 --> 00:51:19,795 You're welcome. Pops. I told you not to call me that. 685 00:51:20,423 --> 00:51:23,335 How'd you know where I was? Remote viewing. 686 00:51:24,194 --> 00:51:25,673 Yeah, I spent a little time in the NSA. 687 00:51:26,696 --> 00:51:28,972 Smile, you're on candid camera. 688 00:51:38,108 --> 00:51:40,019 Sorry, I forgot your underwear. 689 00:51:41,378 --> 00:51:44,181 BURT: We have been betrayed. TRAVIS: Van Dick? 690 00:51:44,181 --> 00:51:45,515 BURT: How'd you know? 691 00:51:45,515 --> 00:51:48,318 I knew the guy wasn't your typical, run-of-the-mill D-bag. 692 00:51:48,318 --> 00:51:50,591 So, I did a full, digital cavity search on him. 693 00:51:51,187 --> 00:51:53,258 And guess what? Poser! 694 00:51:53,757 --> 00:51:58,061 Yeah, that whole South African Wildlife Federation, it's not even a thing. 695 00:51:58,061 --> 00:52:00,830 He's got a Graboid egg, he intends to sell it on the black market, 696 00:52:00,830 --> 00:52:03,342 the implications of which are unfathomable. 697 00:52:04,734 --> 00:52:06,270 - You fart? - No. 698 00:52:07,270 --> 00:52:08,438 You smell gas? 699 00:52:08,438 --> 00:52:09,676 Affirmative. 700 00:52:18,448 --> 00:52:19,688 Fuel line's busted. 701 00:52:20,283 --> 00:52:21,921 Good news is I can fix it. 702 00:52:22,986 --> 00:52:26,263 Bad news is we're out of gas. 703 00:52:27,257 --> 00:52:28,964 You didn't bring a spare jerry can? 704 00:52:29,259 --> 00:52:33,763 No, Burt, I forgot a spare jerry can because I was rushing to save your ass. 705 00:52:33,763 --> 00:52:34,933 And we have got no talk? 706 00:52:35,699 --> 00:52:36,700 (SIGHS) 707 00:52:38,601 --> 00:52:41,681 No bars, no Wi-Fi in the bush. You must feel right at home. 708 00:52:42,806 --> 00:52:45,548 We got to get to high ground, so we can get a cell signal. 709 00:52:46,443 --> 00:52:47,444 (NEIGHING) 710 00:52:53,416 --> 00:52:54,554 Hi. 711 00:52:58,788 --> 00:53:00,699 (RATTLING) 712 00:53:08,298 --> 00:53:10,400 (RUMBLING) What was that? 713 00:53:24,681 --> 00:53:25,819 Are you okay, Nena? 714 00:53:26,216 --> 00:53:29,452 There's something out there, Mama. I know, baby, I know. 715 00:53:29,452 --> 00:53:32,689 Baruti. Baruti. Please take her to her room, now, okay? 716 00:53:32,689 --> 00:53:35,929 Come on, Amahle. Let's go. 717 00:53:53,109 --> 00:53:55,879 Give me the spy thing you're always looking through. Oh! 718 00:53:55,879 --> 00:53:57,814 - Field glasses? - Or binoculars. 719 00:53:57,814 --> 00:54:00,258 Yeah, whatever, Tommy Technical. Give them to me, let's go. 720 00:54:08,057 --> 00:54:09,058 BURT: Anything? 721 00:54:09,392 --> 00:54:11,061 - Oh, crap. - What? 722 00:54:11,061 --> 00:54:14,174 There's no sign of Van Dick, but I got a bead on his Land Cruiser. 723 00:54:14,864 --> 00:54:20,970 He must be creeping around here somewhere. What, are you ready for a gun fight? 724 00:54:20,970 --> 00:54:22,515 Let's do this. 725 00:54:37,220 --> 00:54:38,722 (CRACKLING) 726 00:55:07,851 --> 00:55:08,886 (SIGHS) 727 00:55:10,186 --> 00:55:11,187 (SCREECHING) 728 00:55:20,630 --> 00:55:21,631 Go, go! 729 00:55:25,835 --> 00:55:27,075 TRAVIS: Burt, wait up. 730 00:55:51,327 --> 00:55:54,003 There goes his trade-in value. BURT: Tracks here. 731 00:55:55,365 --> 00:55:57,367 - Serpentine. - It's Graboid? 732 00:55:57,700 --> 00:55:58,701 Uh-uh. 733 00:56:00,270 --> 00:56:01,408 And human. 734 00:56:02,138 --> 00:56:03,617 Van Wyk's. He was running. 735 00:56:08,411 --> 00:56:11,453 Ooh! Hey, Burt, got some war porn for you. 736 00:56:12,148 --> 00:56:13,491 You might like that. 737 00:56:14,050 --> 00:56:15,529 Phosphorus. I am loving it. 738 00:56:20,056 --> 00:56:21,933 I got dibs on the broomstick. 739 00:56:23,059 --> 00:56:24,129 Damn. 740 00:56:24,861 --> 00:56:27,974 Oh, yeah. Yes. Locked and loaded. 741 00:56:34,103 --> 00:56:35,514 (AMAHLE SCREAMING) 742 00:56:42,211 --> 00:56:43,918 (SHUSHING) 743 00:56:51,955 --> 00:56:54,458 Okay. Stay calm. 744 00:56:55,425 --> 00:56:56,495 Come on. 745 00:57:07,937 --> 00:57:09,348 (STRAINING) 746 00:57:10,506 --> 00:57:11,849 (ROARING) 747 00:57:25,488 --> 00:57:26,489 (GUN COCKS) 748 00:57:27,256 --> 00:57:28,530 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 749 00:57:48,811 --> 00:57:49,812 Take that. 750 00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:05,361 (AMAHLE SCREAMING) 751 00:58:14,470 --> 00:58:15,949 (GUNSHOTS) 752 00:58:19,008 --> 00:58:20,009 (GUN CLICKING) 753 00:58:23,546 --> 00:58:25,389 (PANTING) 754 00:58:44,133 --> 00:58:46,404 Mama. Hey. 755 00:58:47,270 --> 00:58:50,182 I am so glad you're here. Hey. You okay? 756 00:58:54,711 --> 00:58:57,123 Yeah. Gang's all here. 757 00:59:05,555 --> 00:59:10,095 VAN WYK: They're coming! They're coming! They're coming! Help. 758 00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:13,602 Help me! They're coming! Dear God! 759 00:59:13,830 --> 00:59:15,901 They're coming! Help! 760 00:59:22,138 --> 00:59:23,139 BURT: Freeze. 761 00:59:24,006 --> 00:59:25,212 Where are you? 762 00:59:25,641 --> 00:59:26,642 (CHITTERING) 763 00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:34,425 That's my egg. Give me back my egg. 764 00:59:34,917 --> 00:59:35,718 (YELLING) 765 00:59:35,718 --> 00:59:40,089 BURT: Move, get up on the rocks! TRAVIS: On the rocks! 766 00:59:40,089 --> 00:59:43,500 BURT: They can't reach you on the rocks. They can't get you up there. 767 00:59:46,563 --> 00:59:48,931 Ow! (PANTING) 768 00:59:50,233 --> 00:59:51,541 Stay on the rock. 769 00:59:52,335 --> 00:59:54,008 Don't move. Freeze there. 770 00:59:54,971 --> 00:59:55,972 (SCREECHING) 771 01:00:00,309 --> 01:00:01,413 VAN WYK: That's my egg. 772 01:00:01,878 --> 01:00:03,653 These Grabs are on HGH. 773 01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:22,075 Are you fricking kidding me? The tentacles have detached from the Graboid. 774 01:00:32,441 --> 01:00:33,715 (GRUNTS) 775 01:00:35,211 --> 01:00:38,114 (WHOOPING) You're in the Burt zone now. 776 01:00:44,654 --> 01:00:50,135 Why is it the critical, need-to-know information never gets to Burt Gummer? 777 01:00:51,227 --> 01:00:53,700 Well, maybe nobody knew. Nobody knew it? 778 01:00:53,700 --> 01:00:57,168 Nobody knew the frigging bastards have gone free range? 779 01:01:01,170 --> 01:01:04,306 (RUMBLING) It's all right. 780 01:01:17,386 --> 01:01:18,865 (SCREAMING) 781 01:01:26,629 --> 01:01:30,104 Holy shit balls. Evolution run amok. 782 01:01:32,101 --> 01:01:36,339 BURT: I don't understand. This African life cycle has mutated. 783 01:01:36,339 --> 01:01:39,342 It's much more evolved, more efficient. 784 01:01:39,342 --> 01:01:43,279 Nocturnal Ass Blasters, Grabbers that detach from the host. 785 01:01:43,279 --> 01:01:47,760 And where the hell are the Shriekers? What's next? Graboids that talk? 786 01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:51,023 Okay, Burt, keep it together, all right? Try not to have a breakdown. 787 01:01:51,387 --> 01:01:56,565 Let's just try to focus on one thing. Why were they zeroing in on that ice chest? 788 01:01:59,896 --> 01:02:01,637 They were going for the egg. 789 01:02:02,765 --> 01:02:04,100 Propagation of the species. 790 01:02:04,100 --> 01:02:06,942 The Ass Blasters are protecting the Graboid bloodline. 791 01:02:10,940 --> 01:02:14,677 So, you're saying there's some seriously gnarly shit in that cave. 792 01:02:14,677 --> 01:02:18,047 Like, it's really beast heavy, Graboid Ground Zero? 793 01:02:18,047 --> 01:02:21,517 We got to get in that cave, destroy that nest. 794 01:02:21,517 --> 01:02:23,654 We can't allow those eggs to hatch. 795 01:02:25,655 --> 01:02:29,625 You sit tight. I am going in. Since when are you in command? 796 01:02:29,625 --> 01:02:34,363 Since... Shut up, Burt. I don't need your crap. Oh, really? 797 01:02:34,363 --> 01:02:37,834 Yeah, Burt don't need nothing except Fiber One cereal, prune juice, 798 01:02:37,834 --> 01:02:41,504 man khakis and a monster to hunt. You got something to say to me? 799 01:02:41,504 --> 01:02:45,775 Yeah, I do. You're suffering from a mild case of heat exhaustion.... 800 01:02:45,775 --> 01:02:49,545 ...and a severe case of "getting too old for this crap." 801 01:02:49,545 --> 01:02:54,283 So, give me the vest and your flares. I am going in. Is that it? 802 01:02:55,584 --> 01:02:56,392 That's it. 803 01:02:57,453 --> 01:03:01,868 Then why is the needle on my bullshit detector still in the red? 804 01:03:04,160 --> 01:03:07,296 I don't know. You got trust issues, man. 805 01:03:07,296 --> 01:03:10,104 Serious, you need therapy. Just give me the vest. 806 01:03:12,568 --> 01:03:14,241 You got a signal on that phone, yet? 807 01:03:17,640 --> 01:03:18,812 I have a bar. 808 01:03:22,745 --> 01:03:26,018 Trade? Really, you're going to barter? Okay. 809 01:03:27,616 --> 01:03:28,617 (SIGHS) 810 01:03:32,154 --> 01:03:33,895 TRAVIS: Three, two, one. 811 01:03:37,326 --> 01:03:39,033 (STAMMERING) 812 01:03:40,863 --> 01:03:47,803 First sign of trouble, you pull the pin on this white phosphorus grenade and you skedaddle. 813 01:03:47,803 --> 01:03:50,681 Comprende? Comprende. 814 01:03:52,842 --> 01:03:54,378 I will handle it from here. 815 01:03:58,414 --> 01:04:00,485 He's got a pair, I will give him that. 816 01:04:22,371 --> 01:04:24,112 (CRUMBLING) 817 01:05:06,849 --> 01:05:08,192 TRAVIS: This is retarded. 818 01:05:11,421 --> 01:05:15,725 (CELL PHONE RINGING) You're talking to me, so make it count. 819 01:05:15,725 --> 01:05:18,928 BURT: Mr. Bravers, Burt Gummer here. I am in a bit of a pickle. 820 01:05:18,928 --> 01:05:22,832 Yeah. The bush can do that to you. So, how can I help, boet? 821 01:05:23,332 --> 01:05:25,312 I need a jerry can of gas and some ammo. 822 01:05:25,701 --> 01:05:28,181 Ah. Why the hell not? Where are you? 823 01:05:29,271 --> 01:05:33,676 About three clicks northwest of some old railroad bridge, modified for road use. 824 01:05:33,676 --> 01:05:39,882 Ah, yeah, yeah. I know the spot. So, must I come heavy? 825 01:05:40,683 --> 01:05:41,717 Is there any other way? 826 01:05:41,717 --> 01:05:45,725 Well, I have got a couple of rocket pods I took off a MiG-23 in the border war. 827 01:05:46,555 --> 01:05:48,861 It's too much? Just right. 828 01:06:12,047 --> 01:06:13,958 (SNARLING) 829 01:06:23,259 --> 01:06:24,897 (FLUTTERING) 830 01:06:36,372 --> 01:06:39,909 TRAVIS: Come to Africa. We will have some laughs, see some game. 831 01:06:39,909 --> 01:06:43,421 Go to a deep, dark, cavernous... (GRUNTS) 832 01:06:47,483 --> 01:06:49,588 (GROANING) 833 01:07:16,712 --> 01:07:18,191 TRAVIS: Oh, my God. 834 01:07:23,986 --> 01:07:25,397 (SHUDDERING) 835 01:07:28,724 --> 01:07:30,670 No. Not again! 836 01:07:36,298 --> 01:07:37,572 (SCREAMS) 837 01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:53,553 You are one ugly bitch. 838 01:08:08,464 --> 01:08:11,445 Suck on this! 839 01:08:23,379 --> 01:08:24,380 Whoa! 840 01:08:26,982 --> 01:08:30,994 Anything to report? Yeah. I think we hit the mother lode. 841 01:08:33,489 --> 01:08:36,225 NANDI: What's happening, Baruti? I don't know. 842 01:08:36,225 --> 01:08:39,995 I mean, these creatures are supposed to be nocturnal hunters. Why have they changed? 843 01:08:39,995 --> 01:08:43,132 Predators don't change their tactics unless they are forced to do that. 844 01:08:43,132 --> 01:08:46,202 Something's triggered these attacks. Animals always go for the food source. 845 01:08:46,202 --> 01:08:48,646 No, I don't think it's that. There are other reserves here. 846 01:08:49,605 --> 01:08:51,407 - So, they're targeting us. - Yes. 847 01:08:51,407 --> 01:08:53,642 Make sure all of our weapons are loaded and the truck is ready. 848 01:08:53,642 --> 01:08:56,618 We're going to the village. Safety in numbers. Yeah. 849 01:08:58,881 --> 01:09:02,990 Those eggs have got themselves the full protection package. So, we punt? 850 01:09:03,752 --> 01:09:05,231 Not so fast. 851 01:09:05,521 --> 01:09:08,161 Our protection package has just arrived! 852 01:09:11,360 --> 01:09:12,703 There they are. 853 01:09:18,334 --> 01:09:22,512 (BEEPING) Oh, no. Let's call it! 854 01:09:23,005 --> 01:09:24,382 We pissed off the head worm? 855 01:09:29,378 --> 01:09:31,221 (MOOING) 856 01:09:47,696 --> 01:09:48,936 Shut it down. 857 01:09:58,907 --> 01:10:00,443 To the rocks, to the rocks! 858 01:10:05,848 --> 01:10:09,020 (SCREAMING) Come on, come on back! 859 01:10:10,419 --> 01:10:12,399 Hang on. Hang on. 860 01:10:13,956 --> 01:10:14,957 (SCREAMING) 861 01:10:18,597 --> 01:10:24,276 MR. BRAVERS: Come on. Come here. Come back inside, man. 862 01:10:27,269 --> 01:10:28,407 Hold on! 863 01:10:36,245 --> 01:10:37,246 (SIGHS) 864 01:10:41,884 --> 01:10:43,090 Charley? 865 01:10:44,553 --> 01:10:45,759 Charley? 866 01:11:00,335 --> 01:11:01,370 Charley? 867 01:11:02,404 --> 01:11:03,815 Charley! 868 01:11:07,443 --> 01:11:08,444 Charley? 869 01:11:10,913 --> 01:11:12,654 (LOW RUMBLING) 870 01:12:14,243 --> 01:12:15,950 (SIGHS) 871 01:12:16,678 --> 01:12:20,716 This is a bag of dicks. We're out of ammo and we have to blow that cave. 872 01:12:20,716 --> 01:12:23,619 Come on, Gums. Don't lose faith. 873 01:12:23,619 --> 01:12:26,290 We are definitely F'ed up beyond all recognition. 874 01:12:27,022 --> 01:12:31,631 But we are not out of ammo. All I got is this damn pop gun, that's it. 875 01:12:32,427 --> 01:12:35,636 The bag is full, and it's ready to blow. 876 01:12:36,131 --> 01:12:37,405 Think outside the box. 877 01:12:44,740 --> 01:12:48,076 - Oh, my God. You're right. - Yeah. That will scramble a few eggs. 878 01:12:48,076 --> 01:12:51,714 Oh, no. That will make a big fricking omelet, is what that will make. 879 01:12:51,714 --> 01:12:54,657 Now, how do we get to the chopper without getting eaten alive? 880 01:12:55,350 --> 01:12:57,119 There's a herd of cattle out there. 881 01:12:57,119 --> 01:13:00,222 If we run with them, we can get lost in their seismic signatures. 882 01:13:00,222 --> 01:13:03,064 What? That's your brilliant idea, to run? 883 01:13:04,192 --> 01:13:07,537 "When the sun rises in Africa, you better be running." 884 01:13:09,898 --> 01:13:12,540 You ready for this, old man? You better step on it. 885 01:13:13,936 --> 01:13:14,971 Consider it stepped on. 886 01:13:26,248 --> 01:13:27,693 Not too far, now. 887 01:13:31,320 --> 01:13:32,526 Go, go, go, go! 888 01:13:38,761 --> 01:13:43,009 Out of my way, ladies. Break it up, break it up. 889 01:13:53,041 --> 01:13:55,681 - You get to the helo. - You lock it up. 890 01:14:01,683 --> 01:14:02,684 TRAVIS: Whoo! 891 01:14:02,684 --> 01:14:05,522 Yeah! BURT: Easy, hoss. She will be back. 892 01:14:06,188 --> 01:14:11,527 Right. Let's poach some eggs. Scramble. My bad. 893 01:14:11,527 --> 01:14:15,564 Hello. These MiG pods hold 16 rockets each. Looks like he loaded 10. 894 01:14:15,564 --> 01:14:18,967 This is going to ring their bells. It's a bit of overkill, don't you think? 895 01:14:18,967 --> 01:14:20,944 If you're going to give them the horn, give them the horn. 896 01:14:24,139 --> 01:14:27,052 All right. All right, enough of the '60s. 897 01:14:27,643 --> 01:14:31,213 Hey, I like that song. Come on, where's the Tupac? 898 01:14:31,213 --> 01:14:35,551 Burt doesn't love the old hippy-dippy, free-love stuff, does he? Takes me back. 899 01:14:35,551 --> 01:14:38,664 Back to where? Back before I met your sorry ass. 900 01:14:38,987 --> 01:14:40,557 Back to a gun show in Florida? 901 01:14:42,524 --> 01:14:43,628 What do you know about Florida? 902 01:14:45,460 --> 01:14:46,768 We're burning daylight. 903 01:14:47,863 --> 01:14:50,844 BURT: All right. Laser designated. Locked on target. 904 01:15:05,047 --> 01:15:07,220 - Holy shit balls! - (BURT LAUGHING) 905 01:15:11,053 --> 01:15:12,532 BURT: Oh, yeah! 906 01:15:18,460 --> 01:15:19,871 Psycho. 907 01:15:21,630 --> 01:15:25,933 What the hell? Jesus. What the hell? I thought you were dead, man! Swallowed. 908 01:15:25,933 --> 01:15:28,180 Swallowed by that wide broad. 909 01:15:29,037 --> 01:15:33,383 She was about 10 meals ahead and 20 craps behind. 910 01:15:33,742 --> 01:15:35,653 (LAUGHING) 911 01:15:36,478 --> 01:15:37,957 So, she spat me out. 912 01:15:39,281 --> 01:15:42,951 Spat you out? Well, I tickled the insides of her belly a little bit. 913 01:15:42,951 --> 01:15:44,826 Been there, done that, my man. 914 01:15:46,988 --> 01:15:50,002 The bitch is back. Let's get out of here. Buckle up, boys. 915 01:15:50,002 --> 01:15:51,828 BURT: Come on, let's go. Lock it up, lock it up. 916 01:15:54,362 --> 01:15:56,171 (WHIRRING) 917 01:16:20,222 --> 01:16:21,428 Okay, let's go. 918 01:16:25,007 --> 01:16:29,264 - Let's go. Come on, come on, come on. - Come, come, come, come on. 919 01:16:30,132 --> 01:16:32,237 Stay close, Amahle. Stay close, okay? 920 01:16:33,101 --> 01:16:34,671 (SHUSHING) 921 01:16:36,838 --> 01:16:37,839 They're here. 922 01:16:39,007 --> 01:16:41,578 Okay. All we need to do is get to your truck. 923 01:16:43,145 --> 01:16:44,249 Stay close. 924 01:16:44,946 --> 01:16:46,619 - (BANGING) - (AMAHLE SCREAMING) 925 01:16:47,015 --> 01:16:48,289 Again with the roof? 926 01:16:54,423 --> 01:16:55,724 Whoo! 927 01:16:55,724 --> 01:16:57,762 I like this badass Baruti. 928 01:17:02,231 --> 01:17:05,468 Come. Come, Amahle. Come on, get in the back. 929 01:17:09,104 --> 01:17:10,105 Good girl. 930 01:17:22,649 --> 01:17:23,650 (RUMBLING) 931 01:17:25,487 --> 01:17:26,488 Shit! 932 01:17:33,128 --> 01:17:35,074 It couldn't make it through the concrete slab. 933 01:17:39,201 --> 01:17:40,202 Okay, it's turning around. 934 01:17:45,140 --> 01:17:46,175 I have got an idea. 935 01:17:52,247 --> 01:17:54,217 All right. Stay here, baby, okay? 936 01:18:00,755 --> 01:18:02,393 Give me a light, give me a light. 937 01:18:03,992 --> 01:18:04,993 There you go. Thanks. 938 01:18:05,894 --> 01:18:06,895 NANDI: Let's go. 939 01:18:48,870 --> 01:18:50,809 - Thanks for the gas. - No worries, boet. 940 01:18:50,809 --> 01:18:56,465 Hey, look, I have got to go and fight a fire in Zululand, and my girl's running on fumes. 941 01:18:56,465 --> 01:18:59,415 - So, if you need me... - I can reach you on the horn. 942 01:18:59,415 --> 01:19:00,819 Yebo. 943 01:19:01,816 --> 01:19:03,352 I have got a feeling you're going to be needing this. 944 01:19:05,120 --> 01:19:09,230 An FN MAG. Classic. She packs a punch, that baby. 945 01:19:11,259 --> 01:19:14,903 She's all yours. Thanks. (SPITS) Boet. 946 01:19:16,698 --> 01:19:17,699 (SPITS) 947 01:19:18,099 --> 01:19:22,204 (LAUGHING) Always be running. Yeah. 948 01:19:22,204 --> 01:19:25,183 Never stop running, boet. Never! 949 01:19:25,740 --> 01:19:26,741 (LAUGHS) 950 01:19:31,112 --> 01:19:32,716 Let's talk about Florida. 951 01:19:33,415 --> 01:19:39,020 Sunshine State. Lot of ladies. I am asking what you know about me and Florida. 952 01:19:39,020 --> 01:19:42,591 I know that you went to a Grateful Dead concert once when you were there. 953 01:19:42,591 --> 01:19:45,069 How could you possibly know that? That was 40 years ago. 954 01:19:46,328 --> 01:19:48,035 Pretty sure I know who you went with. 955 01:19:58,473 --> 01:19:59,611 What do you know about Jasmine? 956 01:20:00,675 --> 01:20:03,815 Flower child meets heroin chic. Model. 957 01:20:04,946 --> 01:20:07,256 Hated disco. Loved Hendrix. 958 01:20:08,316 --> 01:20:11,559 You were selling your dad's old guns. She was in the parking lot. 959 01:20:13,088 --> 01:20:16,066 Burning her bra. Far left meets far right. 960 01:20:16,992 --> 01:20:18,198 They spend the night. 961 01:20:20,962 --> 01:20:22,236 Love's a bitch, huh, Burt? 962 01:20:23,631 --> 01:20:26,875 Who is she to you? I call her "Mom" most of the time. 963 01:20:31,406 --> 01:20:34,453 Boom! Well, that's got to stir up some shit, right? Huh? 964 01:20:35,410 --> 01:20:39,857 You mean, you and me are... That's right. Bloodlines. 965 01:20:40,215 --> 01:20:41,922 Feel the theme happening, here? 966 01:20:43,551 --> 01:20:47,289 - No. - Yes. No. Impossible. 967 01:20:47,289 --> 01:20:51,832 You're telling me. I don't believe it. There's no way you're my offspring. 968 01:20:53,061 --> 01:20:56,501 What? Well, that's a dick thing to say? What, do you think you're better than me? 969 01:20:57,365 --> 01:21:00,778 I just don't... I mean... Crud. Look at you! 970 01:21:01,970 --> 01:21:05,000 Yeah, look at me. How could I be the son of Burt Gummer? 971 01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:06,878 A man of such towering importance. 972 01:21:08,343 --> 01:21:12,180 You know what? Forget it. We don't have to do this whole Dr. Phil thing, okay? 973 01:21:12,180 --> 01:21:14,482 Let's just survive this African worm invasion, 974 01:21:14,482 --> 01:21:16,823 and we will go back to never speaking to each other again. Cool? 975 01:21:17,152 --> 01:21:18,597 - (CHITTERING) - Son of a bitch! 976 01:21:20,655 --> 01:21:21,929 Let's get out of here. 977 01:21:23,992 --> 01:21:25,027 Let's boogie. 978 01:21:31,466 --> 01:21:32,501 Damn it! 979 01:21:34,569 --> 01:21:37,550 BURT: Grabber's got us hooked! You have got a gun. Use it. 980 01:21:41,076 --> 01:21:44,487 Yeah, dawg! I want a paternity test. 981 01:21:56,891 --> 01:21:59,131 NANDI: What's this? I found it. 982 01:22:00,428 --> 01:22:03,970 - Amahle. What's going on? - I think I know why we're under attack. 983 01:22:16,945 --> 01:22:19,823 Where would they go? The village. 984 01:22:21,783 --> 01:22:24,225 Safety in numbers. Let's go. 985 01:22:42,971 --> 01:22:44,780 Stay in the car, baby, okay? 986 01:23:03,157 --> 01:23:04,158 (CREAKING) 987 01:23:16,471 --> 01:23:18,348 (MUSIC PLAYING) 988 01:24:05,187 --> 01:24:06,288 (SCREAMS) 989 01:24:06,655 --> 01:24:08,161 Nandi! 990 01:24:22,437 --> 01:24:25,718 Come on. Come on! Let's go! 991 01:24:31,646 --> 01:24:36,985 Amahle? Amahle? Amahle? Amahle. 992 01:24:36,985 --> 01:24:40,296 Amahle! Amahle! AMAHLE: Mom! 993 01:24:46,394 --> 01:24:47,668 (MEN CLAMORING) 994 01:25:01,309 --> 01:25:03,186 No seismic activity. 995 01:25:03,186 --> 01:25:07,790 (CHITTERING) BURT: Travis, look! Amahle, behind you! 996 01:25:08,783 --> 01:25:10,285 (SCREAMING) 997 01:25:15,590 --> 01:25:20,128 God, no! No, no. Off the ground and on the truck! 998 01:25:20,128 --> 01:25:22,297 - No, she's my child. No! - Let's go. 999 01:25:22,664 --> 01:25:25,069 - NANDI: It's going to be okay, honey. - BARUTI: It's okay. Wait right there. 1000 01:25:25,466 --> 01:25:26,604 Go, go, go! 1001 01:25:29,904 --> 01:25:32,142 - NANDI: It's going to be okay, honey. - Hold on! 1002 01:25:33,541 --> 01:25:36,611 Let me get a shot on it. No, no, no. We can't risk hitting the girl. 1003 01:25:36,611 --> 01:25:39,881 What does she have in that basket? I think she's got an Inkanyamba egg. 1004 01:25:39,881 --> 01:25:42,717 - That egg is the last of the bloodline. - NANDI: Why do you say that? 1005 01:25:42,717 --> 01:25:47,122 Because we blew up their nest. Look, we have a hostage situation. 1006 01:25:48,056 --> 01:25:50,959 They're not going to touch her as long as she has the egg. 1007 01:25:50,959 --> 01:25:55,207 TRAVIS: What's the worm count? One. And the queen bitch is coming for that egg. 1008 01:25:57,165 --> 01:25:58,542 Hey. Hey, hey, hey. 1009 01:25:58,866 --> 01:26:00,436 - BURT: You see what I see? - TRAVIS: Yeah. 1010 01:26:00,735 --> 01:26:04,472 Okay. One of us is going to be bait and one of us has got to snatch the kid. 1011 01:26:04,472 --> 01:26:06,574 - Who's it going to be? - I will get her. 1012 01:26:10,311 --> 01:26:12,450 - BURT: Hold on, baby. - TRAVIS: Let's go. 1013 01:26:33,134 --> 01:26:34,169 Stand still! 1014 01:26:55,957 --> 01:26:58,935 Baruti! Travis, here. Throw it! 1015 01:27:05,100 --> 01:27:07,104 - It's okay. It's okay. - BURT: You got her, you got her. 1016 01:27:26,421 --> 01:27:27,422 Behind you! 1017 01:27:34,762 --> 01:27:36,708 - I think I have an idea. - Shoot. 1018 01:27:37,398 --> 01:27:39,701 Amahle always uses her earthworm zapper to catch worms. 1019 01:27:39,701 --> 01:27:41,703 We can build one on a much larger scale. 1020 01:27:41,703 --> 01:27:44,443 We have the worm. What do you suggest we use for the zap? 1021 01:27:45,706 --> 01:27:46,776 The lightning. 1022 01:27:48,576 --> 01:27:51,489 We can use the pile rods from the drill rig and wire them together. 1023 01:27:52,947 --> 01:27:56,751 You can set your watch by the lightning, right? Yes, and right now we have got 13 minutes. 1024 01:27:56,751 --> 01:27:58,660 Let's hope the bride doesn't get cold feet. 1025 01:28:01,022 --> 01:28:04,125 What's going on? Can you keep her busy? I can try. 1026 01:28:04,125 --> 01:28:06,394 BURT: If we're lucky, she will follow your seismic signature. 1027 01:28:06,394 --> 01:28:08,696 Send them to the river and bring them back on my signal. 1028 01:28:08,696 --> 01:28:10,742 - Your signal? - I will send up a flare. 1029 01:28:29,283 --> 01:28:30,387 Give me some slack. 1030 01:28:42,430 --> 01:28:43,568 Game on, Travis. 1031 01:28:54,742 --> 01:28:56,449 Come on, tube snake! 1032 01:29:03,384 --> 01:29:06,793 Come on. They're headed our way. Goodness, okay. 1033 01:29:07,388 --> 01:29:08,389 Go, go, go, go! 1034 01:29:10,091 --> 01:29:11,502 BURT: Come on, wherever you are. 1035 01:29:13,794 --> 01:29:15,000 BURT: On the roof. 1036 01:29:26,607 --> 01:29:27,881 Whoo! 1037 01:29:29,443 --> 01:29:30,444 Sonny boy! 1038 01:30:02,577 --> 01:30:05,621 (RUMBLING) Here it comes! 1039 01:31:07,708 --> 01:31:09,619 (ALL CHEERING) 1040 01:31:23,491 --> 01:31:25,698 It's over, baby. Come, let's go. 1041 01:31:27,795 --> 01:31:29,240 I just got wormed. 1042 01:31:40,508 --> 01:31:41,509 (EXHALES) 1043 01:31:52,153 --> 01:31:53,757 (TRIBAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1044 01:32:07,835 --> 01:32:08,836 Hey. 1045 01:32:10,271 --> 01:32:15,476 Here. Ooh. Yeah, no, I know this is Africa, but I am not going to eat what I just killed. 1046 01:32:15,476 --> 01:32:20,354 Thank you. Okay. Well, Travis, I just wanted to say thank you for everything. 1047 01:32:21,282 --> 01:32:23,262 You're a good man. Deep down there. 1048 01:32:23,517 --> 01:32:24,518 What, it's not on the surface? 1049 01:32:25,986 --> 01:32:28,193 It rarely ever is. You have got to dig deep. 1050 01:32:32,893 --> 01:32:33,894 See you. 1051 01:32:35,096 --> 01:32:36,200 NANDI: Amahle! 1052 01:32:50,578 --> 01:32:51,955 Good work today. 1053 01:32:53,013 --> 01:32:54,083 Yeah. 1054 01:32:55,049 --> 01:32:56,187 You, too. 1055 01:33:00,020 --> 01:33:01,931 So, what's the next stop on the Burt train? 1056 01:33:02,923 --> 01:33:05,130 More Who-The-Hell-Cares, Nevada? 1057 01:33:06,026 --> 01:33:07,164 It's home. 1058 01:33:09,630 --> 01:33:11,833 Where you going? I don't know. 1059 01:33:13,501 --> 01:33:14,809 Probably back to Florida. 1060 01:33:17,304 --> 01:33:20,080 Okay. You take care, you hear? 1061 01:33:33,821 --> 01:33:34,822 Hey, wait a minute. 1062 01:33:36,490 --> 01:33:39,098 What about my career? What about it? 1063 01:33:39,393 --> 01:33:40,633 We had a deal. 1064 01:33:41,562 --> 01:33:45,237 You said you were going to take the long view, build the Gummer brand. 1065 01:33:46,167 --> 01:33:47,373 Said you were going to fix me. 1066 01:33:58,546 --> 01:34:00,287 You don't need fixing, Pops. 1067 01:34:02,183 --> 01:34:05,362 Now, come on. We got a gremlin to catch in Fresno. 1068 01:34:07,087 --> 01:34:08,327 Pops. 1069 01:34:45,326 --> 01:34:48,329 BURT: My name is Burt Gummer, and I have been called many things. 1070 01:34:48,329 --> 01:34:51,672 Gun enthusiast, monster-hunter, doomsday-prepper. 1071 01:34:52,032 --> 01:34:56,147 I reject all these labels. What I am is a survivalist. 1072 01:34:56,670 --> 01:34:58,472 TRAVIS: And I am Travis B. Welker. 1073 01:34:58,472 --> 01:35:01,909 I have been accused of being a ninja photographer, an adrenaline junkie, 1074 01:35:01,909 --> 01:35:05,418 and hitting on hot 22-year-olds. I am guilty on all accounts. 1075 01:35:05,679 --> 01:35:08,082 I embrace these labels, and I live by them. 1076 01:35:08,082 --> 01:35:13,354 BURT: And together, we're taking on the bizarre, the deadly, the weird. 1077 01:35:13,354 --> 01:35:15,058 TRAVIS: It's a dirty job. 1078 01:35:15,756 --> 01:35:17,167 But dirty guys are sexy. 1079 01:35:18,926 --> 01:35:20,728 BURT: We have cracked the code of survival. 1080 01:35:20,728 --> 01:35:24,802 We are the cure that ails anything crittery, creepy or crawly. 1081 01:35:26,000 --> 01:35:29,303 TRAVIS: We are the knockout punch to the shadowy world of monsters. 1082 01:35:29,303 --> 01:35:30,848 BURT: Go, go, go! 1083 01:35:32,473 --> 01:35:34,608 MAN: I don't know what the hell you unleashed in there. 1084 01:35:34,608 --> 01:35:38,279 BURT: So, if you need us for anything that goes bang in the night or fluff under your floor... 1085 01:35:38,279 --> 01:35:39,780 - It's over here! - Watch your back! 1086 01:35:39,780 --> 01:35:40,881 - TRAVIS: Or just... - (EXCLAIMS) 1087 01:35:42,049 --> 01:35:43,517 BURT: ...reach us on the horn. 1088 01:35:43,517 --> 01:35:48,225 And remember, survival and life starts here.